Bam Bam Baby

cordyprentiss:

the way I see it, if all my Internet friends are really 45 year old men trying to kidnap me then kudos on the effort guys because I don’t know many other criminals who stay up til 4am tyPING LIKE THis and crying over television scenes

fictionalfix:

brbsherlocked:

what if the pink lady actually ate her suitcase

Here’s hoping a non-Sherlockian reads this post.

tusscan:

i steal jokes from tumblr and say them in real life and my friends think im a comedic genius

unfortunatelyunoriginal:

if you’re ever not sure if someone is paying attention to you, casually slip the word ‘potato’ into your sentence

leonardo-dicaprisun:

I reckon Prince Harry’s not at the paralympics because his granny’s grounded him

spiffyingthrough-timeandspace:

What if the doctor’s name was actually sweetie so that’s why River always says hello sweetie and the doctors name isn’t actually that powerful at all he’s just ashamed because he’s called sweetie