harrypotterdidityall: peetasorangesunsets: loki-dokey: postordiea: bendydicks: You know how you get those posts with Americans and Brits bickering over freedom and tea and scones and spelling. And the rest of us who aren’t from either country are just looking on like oh just kiss already WE. ARE. NOT. YOUR. OTP WE HAVE SHIPPERS PEOPLE SHIP US D: You love it.
shavingryansprivates: if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like o and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just...
normal guy: will you marry me?
romantic guy: will you do me the honor of being my wife?
ed sheeran: I could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle
sherlielocks: sorry boys im sOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO c changeable
riddlemehiddleston: teapayne: I googled “snakes wearing hats” and… i don’t understand what were you expecting
friend: move you're blocking the view
me: I am the view.