Angeline: Now, I know you don't really do casual.
Artemis: That's hardly fair. Last month at that cake sale I rolled up both sleeves.
Things Benedict Cumberbatch is not allowed to do:
perfectbenny: Swim Stand on rooftops And then you’ve got this stunt
bekkicanflyy: she was a gull he was a buoy can i make it anymore obvious
donkeykongcountry2: i love that world war 2 is called world war 2 it sounds like the sequel to an action movie “WORLD WAR 2…. GERMANY’S BACK, AND THIS TIME…. IT’S PERSONAL”
newnewkrystensworld: youreabadger: jj-abrahams: adamusprime: the hobbit’s budget is $250 million how the hell do you even spend $250 million How much money did you think it would take to turn Benedict Cumberbatch into a dragon? It was surprisingly easy to turn him into a dragon. The budget was blown in bribes to convince him to change back to human at the end of the day ^ THAT
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”Your skin is pale white and ice cold, you don’t go out in the sunlight.” ”Say it.” a blogger
kobois: AU where stepping onto a conveyor belt is an olympic event artemis wins the gold for ireland
SUICIDE OF FAKE GENIUS
stravaganza: penandpage: boysofbakerstreet: dumbledoctor: gravediggersbiscuits: pernillo: panther-walls: GENIUS OF FAKE SUICIDE. Fake suicide of genius? Suicide genius of fake? Of fake genius suicide. genius suicide of fake Suicide fake genius of. We need season 3.
marsneedswomen: This is like watching every British cliche put into one really weird over-budget musical
England right now:
thatismahogany: By the time we’re through all the countries Sherlock S3 will probably be out.
ymcgay: the year is 2013 the 2012 olympic athletes have just finished walking into the stadium
plot twist: The Queen looks like she WANTS to be there.
generationofeyebrows: britain has rounded up the countries in one place time to reestablish the empire
aworldwithoutbatman: gordon—bennett: iamsleeping: hortonhearsadoctorwho: I’m so confused by Britian right now. It’s like when you think you know someone and they’re this quiet reserved person. And then you go to a party they’ve thrown and they’re really drunk and half naked, on a table twirling their shirt over their head. it’s funny how other countries don’t know about our...
checkmarks: can they not walk faster i mean they are athletes
believed: wHAT DID YOU EXPECT FROM THE LONDON CEREMONY THIS ISNT KIND OF OKAY BRITAIN THIS ISNT ALRIGHT BRITAIN THIS IS GREAT BRITAIN
Olympia: It's tradition to include doves in the ceremony
London: People in wings on bicycles it is then!
youknowyourebritishwhen: Take that, Beijing. Take it.
nina-en-wonderland: intricateorganizedchaos: intensifyed: just a spoonful of sugar helps Voldemort go down OH MY GOSH AHAHAHAHAHA /dead.
Americans 1776: We don't want to be British anymore!
Americans 2012: I'm sorry, Britain! We were confused.
And one day we will tell our children and our grandchildren of the battle between mary poppins and voldemort
thespacedementia: mrsweasley: Mr. Bean at the opening ceremonies. Literally the most epic part of the entire thing. I never thought they’d top James Bond parachuting with The Queen, but then they did, and I lost it.
Beijing: we want lights and precision and a good clean night
London: FORGET IT LETS MAKE IT THE SHIRE AND GET FRANK TURNER! AND LETS MAKE THE WHOLE THING VICTORIAN, BRING LOCKHEART TOO ONLY IF HE HAS A TOP HAT, MUSTN'T FORGET JK ROWLING AND BRING MR BEAN TOO ONLY IF YOU DO A CHARIOT OF FIRE MONTAGE. LETS HAVE A TON OF LIGHTY BEDS AND ABOUT 12 MARY POPPINS, NOW WE MUST MONTAGE BRILLIANT ENGLISH MUSIC AND THROW A SLIGHT TARDIS NOISE TO THROW THE WHOVIANS INTO PANDEMONIUM, ALSO WE MUST QUOTE THE HUNGER GAMES TO TRY AND BRING BACK THE DISTRICTS NOW LETS GET THE QUEEN AND JAMES BOND, OH FORGET IT THROW THEM OUT OF A PLANE, ITS OUR OLYMPICS AND THIS IS WHAT WE SHALL DO WITH IT, YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THIS IS ENGLAND AND WE DO WHAT WE WANT THAT'S WHY
Honestly, I felt that the inclusion was the perfect nod to the Doctor. Those who...– A really nice comment on this article mentioning the TARDIS noise during the Olympic Opening Ceremonies (via notdoingmywork)
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“In English,” Professor Austin said, “a double negative forms a positive....– Linguistics joke « The Diacritics (via katydidkatydidnt)
me: could I have a coke with that
cashier: is pepsi ok?
me: is monopoly money ok?
cashier: NO ACTUALLY IT ISN'T OK FOR YOU TO PAY WITH MONOPOLY MONEY JUST BECAUSE I SERVED YOU A PEPSI INSTEAD OF A COKE BECAUSE PEPSI AND COKE ARE BOTH LEGITIMATE ALBEIT SOMEWHAT DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE SAME BASIC BEVERAGE. THEY ARE BOTH TASTY AND EQUALLY EDIBLE. MONOPOLY MONEY, HOWEVER, IS NOT OK TO PAY WITH BECAUSE WE HAVE A STANDARDISED LEGAL TENDER IN THIS COUNTRY AND IT IS NOT MONOPOLY MONEY. ANYONE CAN JUST GO TO TOYS R US AND BUY MONOPOLY BUT IF THEY COULD SPEND THE MONEY THEY OBTAINED IN IT EVERYWHERE WHAT WOULD THAT DO TO THE ECONOMY THERE'D BE CHAOS I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS TO YOU WERE YOU DROPPED AS A BABY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU