June 2012
“Is it gay marriage? Or…garage as I like to call it.”
– Sean Lock, 8 Out of 10 Cats (via melissa-ooo)
Rose: The Doctor is so amazing he shows me all these great things and helps people I love him
Martha: Wow The Doctor is so great he's really fantastic I love him he's so smart and talented and does such wonderful things
Amy: The Doctor is fantastic he's so magical and charming and smart and funny and incredible and he's my best friend
Donna: You stupid alien boy you dumbass how are you such a skinny piece of rubbish you're not mating with me
giraffesarestripey:
one day we will open tumblr
and there will be chaos
there will be fire and ice at the same time
and explosions
people will be sitting in the far corners of our dashboard
rocking back and fourth
laughing manically
and we will know
and we will whisper to ourselves
finnick odair has been cast
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Tumblr has desensitized me to humour.
When regular people find an amusing photo in the paper:
When I find an amusing photo in the paper:
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ANGLO FAN FAVORITES: MEN OF 2012, SEMIFINALS
a-most-excellent-adventure:
Tom Hiddleston vs. Colin Morgan
After scrolling through Tumblr this morning … I’m getting a sinking feeling that us Merlinians are already accepting Tom Hiddleston is going to win …
Come on guys … WE CAN DO THIS!
DO IT FOR DRAGOON
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6 Pups
4 girls, two boys.
“We see the light at the end of the tunnel. We thought for a second it might be a...”
– John Howe (via zizzani)
Re: Artemis Fowl: The Last Guardian
reconjockdarvityeah:
thehappypeacehat:
reconjockdarvityeah:
reconyessance:
‘bittersweet and hopefully satisfying’
‘sad and touching but also uplifting’
‘an adventure that will leave fans happily exhausted’
‘Artemis definitely goes out with a bang’
WHAT. DOES “BANG” MEAN ARTEMIS IS GONNA BE SHOT.
MAYBE HE HAS TO SHOOT HOLLY
NO D’ARVIT
WHAT DOES IT MEAN ‘GOES OUT’
...
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So...Sleepy...
It’s not at the critical stage yet as I’m taking hour shifts with my sisters but…
COME ON DAWWWWG.
YOU DON’T WANT YOUR BELLY THIS FULL ANY MORE THAN I DO.
Cmon dog
You’ve been in the first stage of labour for 25 hours and it is enough. I’m getting impatient (and a little worried and quite a lot tired)
mindfangasm:
justaddrainbows:
so guys
if a horse with two horns is a bicorn
and a horse with one horn is a unicorn
does that make a horse without a horn
an acorn
no its just a horse
mrkhpps:
have you ever tried going down the stairs on all fours
don’t
have you ever tried going down the stairs upside down on your back like it’s a huge slide
don’t
Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:
bassoonerthebetter:
lord-kitschener:
gothiccharmschool:
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the pockets.
No love,
Jilli
And make the pockets deeper.
You know what’s attractive?
Not this:
Dr. Cranquis' Mumbled Gripes: TSK: Naive navel →
cranquis:
Um so yeah — if you got your belly-button pierced secretly, and didn’t want your mother to know about it, here’s a couple things to consider:
If you’re coming in to see the doctor about “stomach pain”, the doctor will most likely expose your belly button region during the abdominal exam.
If…
waffleguppies:
trelela:
doktorengine:
What is eurovision? I’ve heard people talk about it before and I feel really dumb because I have no idea what’s going on??
It’s a stupid song festival in Europe where one band/artist represents each country. It used to be one of the most important events, but now barely anyone cares about it.
EXCUSE ME MADAM
I BELIEVE WE MUST NOW FIGHT IN HOT AIR...
'The Great Game' Commentary
Benedict: *Talking about shots of the traffic*
Martin: *Serious* Mark, i'd like to ask a question..
Mark: Okay *prepares himself*
Martin: ....what's the fastest land mammal?
All: ....
Benedict: *laughs*
Mark: ....
Martin: But another question i'd like to ask...
harpaea:
do you ever think about how weird reading is
our eyes are able to scan these different symbols and construct the scenarios and concepts they describe in our mind
and these concepts have the power to twist our emotions and make us cry and laugh and wow reading is weird
“As a joke, Arthur Conan Doyle once sent five letters to five friends that read,...”
– QI (E Series - Espionage)
frenchie-atbakerstreet:
doctorwhovengerlock:
kanyewesticle:
it’s a 1 not L
we’ve been doing it wrong
So it’s technically tumboner?
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Britain
2 weeks ago: Heat stroke
Today: Drowning
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GUYS. GUYS. GUYS.
oscarstardis:
perfectbenny:
fauxgingerwithasoul:
MARTIN FREEMAN.
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH
TOM HIDDLESTON
AND TOGETHER THEY MAKE.
FREE CUDDLES.
CHRIS HEMSWORTH
CHRIS EVANS
SCARLET JOHANSSON
MARK RUFFALO
JEREMY RENNER
ROBERT DOWNEY JR
