Is it gay marriage? Or…garage as I like to call it.– Sean Lock, 8 Out of 10 Cats (via melissa-ooo)
Rose: The Doctor is so amazing he shows me all these great things and helps people I love him
Martha: Wow The Doctor is so great he's really fantastic I love him he's so smart and talented and does such wonderful things
Amy: The Doctor is fantastic he's so magical and charming and smart and funny and incredible and he's my best friend
Donna: You stupid alien boy you dumbass how are you such a skinny piece of rubbish you're not mating with me
giraffesarestripey: one day we will open tumblr and there will be chaos there will be fire and ice at the same time and explosions people will be sitting in the far corners of our dashboard rocking back and fourth laughing manically and we will know and we will whisper to ourselves finnick odair has been cast
Tumblr has desensitized me to humour.
When regular people find an amusing photo in the paper: When I find an amusing photo in the paper:
ANGLO FAN FAVORITES: MEN OF 2012, SEMIFINALS
a-most-excellent-adventure: Tom Hiddleston vs. Colin Morgan After scrolling through Tumblr this morning … I’m getting a sinking feeling that us Merlinians are already accepting Tom Hiddleston is going to win … Come on guys … WE CAN DO THIS! DO IT FOR DRAGOON
4 girls, two boys.
We see the light at the end of the tunnel. We thought for a second it might be a...– John Howe (via zizzani)
Re: Artemis Fowl: The Last Guardian
reconjockdarvityeah: thehappypeacehat: reconjockdarvityeah: reconyessance: ‘bittersweet and hopefully satisfying’ ‘sad and touching but also uplifting’ ‘an adventure that will leave fans happily exhausted’ ‘Artemis definitely goes out with a bang’ WHAT. DOES “BANG” MEAN ARTEMIS IS GONNA BE SHOT. MAYBE HE HAS TO SHOOT HOLLY NO D’ARVIT WHAT DOES IT MEAN ‘GOES OUT’ ...
It’s not at the critical stage yet as I’m taking hour shifts with my sisters but… COME ON DAWWWWG. YOU DON’T WANT YOUR BELLY THIS FULL ANY MORE THAN I DO.
You’ve been in the first stage of labour for 25 hours and it is enough. I’m getting impatient (and a little worried and quite a lot tired)
mindfangasm: justaddrainbows: so guys if a horse with two horns is a bicorn and a horse with one horn is a unicorn does that make a horse without a horn an acorn no its just a horse
mrkhpps: have you ever tried going down the stairs on all fours don’t have you ever tried going down the stairs upside down on your back like it’s a huge slide don’t
Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:
bassoonerthebetter: lord-kitschener: gothiccharmschool: Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the pockets. No love, Jilli And make the pockets deeper. You know what’s attractive? Not this:
Dr. Cranquis' Mumbled Gripes: TSK: Naive navel →
cranquis: Um so yeah — if you got your belly-button pierced secretly, and didn’t want your mother to know about it, here’s a couple things to consider: If you’re coming in to see the doctor about “stomach pain”, the doctor will most likely expose your belly button region during the abdominal exam. If…
waffleguppies: trelela: doktorengine: What is eurovision? I’ve heard people talk about it before and I feel really dumb because I have no idea what’s going on?? It’s a stupid song festival in Europe where one band/artist represents each country. It used to be one of the most important events, but now barely anyone cares about it. EXCUSE ME MADAM I BELIEVE WE MUST NOW FIGHT IN HOT AIR...
'The Great Game' Commentary
Benedict: *Talking about shots of the traffic*
Martin: *Serious* Mark, i'd like to ask a question..
Mark: Okay *prepares himself*
Martin: ....what's the fastest land mammal?
Martin: But another question i'd like to ask...
harpaea: do you ever think about how weird reading is our eyes are able to scan these different symbols and construct the scenarios and concepts they describe in our mind and these concepts have the power to twist our emotions and make us cry and laugh and wow reading is weird
As a joke, Arthur Conan Doyle once sent five letters to five friends that read,...– QI (E Series - Espionage)
frenchie-atbakerstreet: doctorwhovengerlock: kanyewesticle: it’s a 1 not L we’ve been doing it wrong So it’s technically tumboner?
2 weeks ago: Heat stroke
GUYS. GUYS. GUYS.
oscarstardis: perfectbenny: fauxgingerwithasoul: MARTIN FREEMAN. BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH TOM HIDDLESTON AND TOGETHER THEY MAKE. FREE CUDDLES. CHRIS HEMSWORTH CHRIS EVANS SCARLET JOHANSSON MARK RUFFALO JEREMY RENNER ROBERT DOWNEY JR