hornblower24601: Next year, England should just have the cast of Horrible Histories as its Eurovision act.
thorsbutt: in england it’s not about winning it’s about not coming last
threepac: i think graham norton should win eurovision for mocking every single representative from the other European countries especially the one he started to mock and then saw that they’d given us a point and gave a full vocal turnaround live
Suddenly, he's Mr.Bafta
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
pitchblackglow: One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug
that awkward moment when there is something on your screen and you try to get it off with your mouse
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
pauls-suspenders: STOP SCROLLING. Hello Martin. OKAY. CONTINUE.
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bbcsherlockftw: Again. At the start of A Study in Pink: Read More
moffat: anyone who uses cocaine now is a git
benedict: or an actor
benedict: that wasn't a confession
Americans: That character can't die, they're the main character!
BBC: You must be new.
oh i see how it is bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature” but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
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beautifulwhatsyourhurry: homopotamus: milfandcookies: : videohall: Drunk Man Tries Walking Up Hill. imlaugign sOHARD the song makes it a hundred times funnier the music why
lunalovesjoy: it’s all fun and games until it’s season finale
shanksmuseu: When you join a fandom there should be a welcome package with all the rules and fan guidelines as well as the top-ten-must-read-fics and a basic insanity-catchup/inside-jokes dictionary.
Remember that time when Fred and George repeatedly...
sherlocked-inside-the-tardis: johanirae: chudleycannon: “Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.” - SS/PS, CH. 12
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food,...– Socrates, 470-399 BC (via medicalstate)