May 2012
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hornblower24601: Next year, England should just have the cast of Horrible Histories as its Eurovision act.
May 31st
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thorsbutt: in england it’s not about winning it’s about not coming last
May 31st
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threepac: i think graham norton should win eurovision for mocking every single representative from the other European countries especially the one he started to mock and then saw that they’d given us a point and gave a full vocal turnaround live
May 31st
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Suddenly, he's Mr.Bafta
May 31st
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News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
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pitchblackglow: One time when I was 7 i went to this big department store and there was giant rugs hanging from the celling and you could move them to see more rugs, so i moved one and there was an employee sitting behind it eating a bag of Doritos and I screamed and started crying and the store gave us a free rug
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May 30th
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that awkward moment when there is something on your screen and you try to get it off with your mouse
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Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
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pauls-suspenders: STOP SCROLLING. Hello Martin. OKAY. CONTINUE.
May 30th
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Vote for the talented Colin Morgan in the best... →
May 30th
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I just thought of something that breaks my...
bbcsherlockftw: Again. At the start of A Study in Pink: Read More
May 30th
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moffat: anyone who uses cocaine now is a git
benedict: or an actor
benedict:
benedict: that wasn't a confession
May 29th
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Americans: That character can't die, they're the main character!
BBC: You must be new.
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oh i see how it is bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature” but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
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Listenbriunmaysexhair: predebutdonghae: wugs: ...
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beautifulwhatsyourhurry: homopotamus: milfandcookies: : videohall: Drunk Man Tries Walking Up Hill. imlaugign sOHARD the song makes it a hundred times funnier the music why
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lunalovesjoy: it’s all fun and games until it’s season finale
May 26th
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shanksmuseu: When you join a fandom there should be a welcome package with all the rules and fan guidelines as well as the top-ten-must-read-fics and a basic insanity-catchup/inside-jokes dictionary. 
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Remember that time when Fred and George repeatedly...
sherlocked-inside-the-tardis: johanirae: chudleycannon: “Christmas was coming. One morning in mid-December, Hogwarts woke to find itself covered in several feet of snow. The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several snowballs so that they followed Quirrell around, bouncing off the back of his turban.” - SS/PS, CH. 12
May 26th
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“Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food,...”
– Socrates, 470-399 BC (via medicalstate)
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