I wonder if British people, sit around and do...
laugh-addict: more funny posts here! We do. And Irish. And Indian b/cuz telemarketers.
Whovian: awwwh, we only have 6 episodes this series.
Sherlockians: HAHAHAH. We have six episodes in our whole show.
So my mom told me an old Robin Hood film was on TV and we had to watch it because it was brilliant and she saw it years ago and yeah. So I’m watching this and insisting that Jonas Armstrong is much better looking than Kevin Costner (Because, really, this: definitely trumps this: ) So we’re just watching and I’m enjoying it when suddenly this hot guy comes on. It was with...
You know that Economics exam I ‘totally failed am going to work in Maccy D’s for the rest of my life’? I got an A*. Wut the wut. Thank you God.
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
Did you hear the joke about the pavement?
gryffindorteamseeker: policeboxandadeerstalker: Even Sherlock fell for it. Still too soon.
cheesecakemaster: omnomnomsugar: lackingintabasco: bl4cktreacle: br8kspider: what-is-this-i-dont-even: I did not expect any of the things that just happened. ^^^^pretty much that wHAT did i just watch? :| PEEING MYSELF I…have no words.
PRODUCER: Ah Steven, what can I do for you?
MOFFAT: Look, all these Rory deaths. It's gone too far.
PRODUCER: Thank Goodness! You've finally stopped!
MOFFAT: Yes. Precisely.
PRODUCER: Excellent news! Now, what's coming up in the new series?
MOFFAT: You know the Doctor?
PRODUCER: ... yes?
MOFFAT: He's going to die.
PRODUCER: Steven, you can't kill the lead!
PRODUCER: - can't kill the lead twice!
MOFFAT: ... fine, he'll come back to life the second time.
PRODUCER: ... that's better.
MOFFAT: But I want Hitler. In a cupboard.
MOFFAT: PUT HITLER IN THE CUPBOARD!
PRODUCER: WHAT. NO STEVEN.
MOFFAT: DO IT.
fuschiatown: Is it me, or is offensive magic in Merlin only good for pushing people into walls?
If the world were truly a rational place, it would be men who rode side saddle.– Stephen Fry quoting Rita Mae Brown (QI, Season H, Episode 12)
In the Writers' Room: Sherlock Series 3
accioizabella: Gatiss: Okay, Steven, everyone’s going crazy trying to figure out how Sherlock survived that fall, so we’re going to need a really clever solution. Moffat: Sherlock stood on top of St. Bart’s. And then— Gatiss: Yes? Moffat: More disco music. Gatiss: What? No. It was funny at the pool, but— Moffat: More. Disco. Music. Gatiss: How does that even explain— Moffat: Gloria Gaynor. ...
Saw the Artist
I enjoyed it muchly, though I wouldn’t rave exactly about anything but the dancing, the outfits, and the dog. Seriously. I want glam dresses with sequins and red lipstick and curled hair. I want a cute scruffy little dog. I want to be able to dance like that. Blargh. It’s a nice film.