February 2011
1 tag
sexuallyfrustratedfowlandshort replied to your photo
YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT. IF YOU WANT TO WED YOUR SON TO AN ELF, THEN IT WILL HAPPEN.
- I have already started picking out the invitations and themes *rubs hands gleefully*
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
Oh, guess which ship I got? →
sexuallyfrustratedfowlandshort:
LOL ILLICIT
TOTALLY DID NOT GET A/H. WHY THAT’S OUTRAGEOUS.
TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS. AND WE DO NOT FIGHT ALL THE TIME ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING OR HAVE TOO MANY DIFFERENCES OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. NOOO.
1 tag
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you why...
1 tag
Oh, guess which ship I got? →
Anonymous asked: Except the orange beans. They are not to be trusted
Anonymous asked: Jelly beans are your bestest friends
Anonymous asked: A cat, a dog, and a turtle crossed the street because the chicken peer pressured them into doing so.
His Mama caught him and sent him to his coop.
The dog had to carry the turtle barely two feet into the road because it was too slow.
His Mama caught him and sent him to his coop.
The dog had to carry the turtle barely two feet into the road because it was too slow.
hollymariefowl:
Does it ever bother you that a kid’s book has such awesome perverted fans?
…
No, not really.
…
I’m actually very proud XD
Reblog if you want (1) long, sweet message.
shineetown:
Once you start to dislike someone. Everything they...
ajezzie:
GPOY
1 tag
That moment when you buy new clothes and wear them...
cool-kids-wear-vans:
Reblog if you ever cried in front of the computer.
grassandcitrus asked: BEANS, BEANS, ARE YOU GOING TO SEE COLFER IN LONDON? SAJFHHJKSGAS PLEASE TELL ME YOU'LL SEE HIM. CREYS.
Reblog if you're an Artemis Fowl fan.
sexuallyfrustratedfowlandshort:
I’m not going to follow all of you, because let’s face it, that is utterly impossible for me to do, but I just want to know how many of you are here.
Peace and red armani boxer shorts.
1 tag
Harry Potter vs. Twilight, the obvious winner
tatsubaki:
chrisfreakingcolfer:
rachellephant:
slytherinyourwindows:
rickcastleyforlibya:
flyicarus:
wwiao:
please send this to all harry potter fans to enlighten them
OH MY GOD I AM SCREAMING
TITTLES I AM CRYING
OH MY GOD THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES GJKFDJKGHSDFJKGHDSKFJHGKF I AM DEAD
IS THIS REAL I MEAN I KNOW SOMETIMES HARRY POTTER FANS MAKE THESE THINGS AS JOKES IF THIS...
Reblog if fangirling is one of the happiest parts...
krystal-tsuki:
believeinwonders:
White Chicks.
When that one quiet kid in your class talks
richardluong:
”It speaks ?!”
My lovely friend who sits next to me stuffing her...
Random song starts emitting from the speakers.
I CAN’T FIND IT ANYWHERE
Eoin Colfer is writing the final book of the...
sexuallyfrustratedfowlandshort:
book-of-flights:
daleknek:
communityofsouls:
MY LIFE…..
NOW WHAT WILL I DO WITH MY LIFE
IT’S LIKE DEATHLY HALLOWS ALL OVER AGAIN
And also:
But mainly: