A cat, a dog, and a turtle crossed the street because the chicken peer pressured them into doing so.
His Mama caught him and sent him to his coop.
The dog had to carry the turtle barely two feet into the road because it was too slow.
My lovely friend who sits next to me stuffing her face and doesn't offer me anything. She sees me looking at it. Looks at me. Ignores me. I don't even want the fucking chocolate but it would be nice to be offered.