you:oh my url is.. *violently sprays friend in eye with mace spray, friend falls to ground in agony, you take out your fake mexican passport with the name 'hugo fernadez' on it and run as fast as you can to the nearest airport where you board a plane to mexico and take up a career in chicken farming for the next 10 years*
Another copypasta. Thought that blogging about this would be good practice for my Fem Lit class.
I’ve corrected the spelling in places, because it was atrocious.
29 reasons why women are better than men
1. Got off the Titanic first
And into the freezing Arctic waters.
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
Have you ever actually called tech support?
3. Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
Hoo boy, this one. First of all, I do not think that wearing a boy’s hoodie and jeans makes you look elfin and gorgeous. It gives off more of a “walk of shame” vibe to me, but I’m a prude.
Guys only “look like complete idiots” in girls’ clothing because society has conditioned us to believe that men are somehow above the frivolity of things like dresses. Most men wouldn’t be caught dead in women’s clothing, like it’s something shameful, while a woman wearing man’s clothes feels empowered. According to these kinds of thoughts, a man behaving like a woman is lowering himself somehow, because women are inferior to men.
One is for bad news, two is for mirth. Three is a wedding, four for a birth. Five is for riches, six is a thief, Seven a journey, eight is for grief. Nine is a secret, ten is for sorrow, Eleven is love and twelve is joy on the morrow.!
I’ve always known it as:
One for sorrow, two for joy. Three for a girl, four for a boy. Five for silver, six for gold. Seven for a secret, never to be told.