I like to imagine that when the Doctor flies the...
allonsytocamelot: fionathewise: BOP IT! TWIST IT! FLICK IT! PULL IT! SPIN IT! AAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!! GAME OVER! SCORE: 5.5/APPLE/26.
Wouldn’t Edward Cullen want you to donate blood?– Dr. Cranquis’ brilliant new slogan for increasing blood donations from impressionable fans of poorly-written/poorly-acted vampire shlock. Just thought it up while I’m sitting here donating blood. (Red Cross, you can have this one for free!)
Everyone suddenly ships Nasuada/Murtagh after...
lotrfan8811: becauseyouremyfriendseaweedbrain: I HAVE BEEN SHIPPING THEM FROM THE BEGINNING!!! AND I HAVEN’T EVEN READ THE LAST TWO BOOKS. Shippin’ from the beginnin’
Oh that's right, Merlin. Go TOWARD the thing...
friend: oh you have tumblr, whats your url?
you: oh my url is.. *violently sprays friend in eye with mace spray, friend falls to ground in agony, you take out your fake mexican passport with the name 'hugo fernadez' on it and run as fast as you can to the nearest airport where you board a plane to mexico and take up a career in chicken farming for the next 10 years*
29 Things I Hate About You
bad-fanfiction: Another copypasta. Thought that blogging about this would be good practice for my Fem Lit class. I’ve corrected the spelling in places, because it was atrocious. 29 reasons why women are better than men 1. Got off the Titanic first And into the freezing Arctic waters. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we...
Old English rhyme about crows
velvetcrow: One is for bad news, two is for mirth. Three is a wedding, four for a birth. Five is for riches, six is a thief, Seven a journey, eight is for grief. Nine is a secret, ten is for sorrow, Eleven is love and twelve is joy on the morrow.! I’ve always known it as: One for sorrow, two for joy. Three for a girl, four for a boy. Five for silver, six for gold. Seven for a secret,...
What I want to do when people smoke near me.
Finished Inheritance in two days.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Those books were literally the first fandom I ever got into and now it’s finished. And I’m not even sure I liked it. Like, the ending. What. The. Heck. Happened. And, after three books they just walk into Uru’baen? Like ‘toodaloo just walking through a booby trapped hall and HEEY GALBY!’ ...